Noob Says of the day

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    • Noob Says of the day

      NOOB SAYS

      based on my server logs


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      iTS meSsage
      : Mashmaloww issued the server command: /m Mashmaloww Hi my name mashmallow, nice to meet you mashmallow!
      LOL Fregnant
      [BW]|[UltraDJ]|[xXDJXx] What is the different between normal glass and glass pane?
      [BW]|[<factionname>]|[super] The normal glass is fregnant
      REALLY?
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[cOOkie] what is chat box? and how to find it.
      Uh...
      [G1]|[Wilderness]|[cOOkie] THIS WORLD IS ERROR
      [G1]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] This is bedwars....
      Seriously...
      [Broadcast]|[aNOOBis] Guys can you shut up?! im recording now
      eNgLiSh class
      [BW]|[xXRiderXx]|[alexandra] dunot sten on the blok
      SuperSecret
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[aNOOBis] Do not tell anyone else about this place ok
      Factory a.k.a Faction
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[kraxor] how to join factory?
      Plugin
      [END]|[Wilderness]|[BadguysClaw] Console is a plugin
      Owner :3
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[2cool4you] ashe8 who is the owner of this server?
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[ashe8] BlueIce
      2cool4you lost connection: Disconnected
      Player Console banned 2cool4you for Logging in as BlueIce.
      Crafting table
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[2cool4you] how do i craft a crafting table in a crafting table?
      Good player
      [BW]|[sURvival]|[Trooolyouguys] who need a good fac? we are recruting enchanted players!!!

      Pronexus*
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[kraxor] wow i love this server i love pronux
      Enderchest
      [BW]|[sURvival]|[kraxor] dont steal any items from my endrchest
      In love (*with boy)
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[aNOOBis] thx
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[Mashmaloww] np
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[aNOOBis] i luv u
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[Mashmaloww] me too
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[Mashmaloww] im boy
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[aNOOBis] me too!
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[Mashmaloww] f**k
      Mashmaloww issued server command: /m BlueIce can you ban aNOOBis ples
      Mashmaloww issued server command: /m BlueIce can you ban aNOOBis pls
      Mashmaloww issued server command: /m BlueIce PLZ
      Trading
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[Mashmaloww] selling 40k with 40k
      Vreative
      2cool4you issued server command: /m ashe8 can you gibe me vreative pls
      2cool4you issued server command: /m ashe8 creative*
      Console issued server command: /m 2cool4you You can buy it with in-game money.
      [Me -> 2cool4you] You can buy it with in-game money.
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[2cool4you] WOW console messege me
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[2cool4you] can i just get creative im good at restone i can make awesome builds
      2cool4you issued server command: /m console can you give me creatove plse
      2cool4you issued server command: /m console can you give me creative please
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[2cool4you] can someone tell me why console is not responding
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[2cool4you] ashe8 can you tell me why
      *ashe8 is afk
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[2cool4you] WHY
      20x more spamming messages
      Console issued server command: /say Cause we dont have time to answer your silly bananas like you
      [Console] Cause we dont have time to answer your silly bananas like you
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[2cool4you] im not a banana and i need creative
      Richest player
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] im the richest player in this server haha
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce]
      BlueIce issued server command: /bal ashe8
      BlueIce issued server command: /money take ashe8 138800
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] relly? >:v
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] yes
      ashe8 issued the server command: /money
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] fuk
      and 44 more spamming messages
      Install
      /msg BlueIce install a clear lag plugin it will make this server puplour
      Breeding day
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[notirfan] how to breed a cow with a sheep.
      Warning
      [Warn] ashe8 warn HelperIndo for English in public chat.
      [G2]|[Wilderness]|[HelperIndo] HelperIndo warn ashe8 for ok im sorry.
      [BAN]ana
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[<censored name>] hi guys im new
      <censored name> lost connection: Disconnected
      [Ban] BlueIce banned <censored name> for pick a new name!
      <adv server name> logged in with entity id 4229586
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[<adv server name>] WHY IAM BANNED FOR NOTHING?!?!
      [Ban] BlueIce ip-banned ---.---.---.--- for Read the ban msg s***y.
      [G4]|[LolPro]|[BlueIce] keep that id**t banned
      Minecraft launcher
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[WhiteBox03] hey youtube
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[WhiteBox03] now im gonna show you how to find a many diamond in minecraft Launcher
      Another enderchest
      [BW]|[sURvival]|[kraxor] BLUE TP ME
      [BW]|[sURvival]|[kraxor] TP ME FAST
      BlueIce issued server command: /tp krax
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[BlueIce] what?
      [BW]|[sURvival]|[kraxor] look i just make a lot of trap to protect my enderchest
      [BW]|[sURvival]|[kraxor] so noone can steal my items on the enderchest
      [Kick] BlueIce kicked kraxor for Noob. dont wasting my time -_-
      AFK
      [HUB]|[sURvival]|[kraxor] beware notirfan if you afk more than 10 min you will get banned
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[notirfan] okie
      *BlueIce is afk
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[notirfan] :O BlueIce is banned
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] what
      ashe8 issued server command: /unban BlueIce
      ashe8 issued server command: /unban BlueIce
      *BlueIce is no longer afk
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] wut>
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] done
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[notirfan] yay blueice is unband
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] MAGIC
      Joined
      NoBody joined the game
      NoBody left the game
      Wilderness
      +LolPro BlueIce gave +ashe8 the leadership of Wilderness
      XRay
      [HUB]|[WhiteboxYT]|[WhiteBox03] Hello guys
      [HUB]|[WhiteboxYT]|[WhiteBox03] and welcome to anader episod of mincraft
      [HUB]|[WhiteboxYT]|[WhiteBox03] today im gonna show you how to get lots of ore
      [HUB]|[WhiteboxYT]|[WhiteBox03] first turn on your x-ray
      [HUB]|[WhiteboxYT]|[WhiteBox03] so now you can see every block that you want show to
      [Ban] BlueIce banned WhiteBox03 for xray
      Whitebox04 joined the game
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[WhiteBox04] Ok done im back to the server
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[WhiteBox04] i just show you what you need to do if you get banned on the server
      [Ban] BlueIce ip-banned ---.---.---.--- for Read the rules!
      Herobrine
      [BW]|[MicoChamp]|[MicoChamp] dont tell me that bill gates added herobrine again
      [G4]|[Wilderness]|[jicky] herobrine can ihave white eyes too ples
      PM
      [BW]|[Wilderness]|[Littlebud] ?pm kraxor help me grief that house
      Teleport Request
      [Prawira -> Me] Can you tp me to wilderness?
      [Me -> Prawira] i could
      [Prawira -> Me] why?
      [Me -> Prawira] You just asked me....
      [Me -> Prawira] lol?
      [Me -> Prawira] you want the tp or not?
      Lagg Lol
      [Broadcast]|[KateTCM] anyone who cannot enter this server leave! it makes peoples minecraft here in the server lag!
      PlanetMinecraft
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[callofdiamond] i am from plant minecraft
      Staff
      [G3]|[Wilderness]|[FinerTwo7706807] who is a staff?
      [BW]|[Minecrafter]|[SamMCKid] Not Slyme
      FinerTwo7706807 issued server command: /pm Not Slyme are you a staff?
      Reply
      *idk who do this but i still remember
      /r followed by a message. E.G.
      Run-as
      *ashe8 is afk
      BlueIce issued server command: /mycmd-runas player ashe8 i love akane
      *ashe8 is no longer afk
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] i love akane
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Staff]|[Akane] ?
      BlueIce issued server command: /mycmd-runas player ashe8 can we get married? Akane
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] can we get married? Akane
      Akane issued server command: /m BlueIce whats wrong with him?
      BlueIce issued server command: /m Akane i dunno
      BlueIce issued server command: /mycmd-runas player ashe8 /tphere akane
      ashe8 issued server command: /tphere akane
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Staff]|[Akane] what
      BlueIce issued server command: /mycmd-runas player ashe8 can we married here? now? cause i lvoe you
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] can we married here? now? cause i lvoe you
      Akane lost connection: Disconnected
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] im back
      BlueIce issued server command: /clearchat
      [Info] Chat successfully cleared
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] what happen
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] its just a spam
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] ok
      kraxor issued server command: /m ashe8 so when you get married with akane?
      ashe8 issued server command: /r what you mean?
      BlueIce issued server command: /mycmd-runas console /kick ashe8 Unstable connection. com.java.IOException
      ashe8 lost connection: Unstable connection. com.java.IOException
      [Kick] Console kicked player ashe8 for Unstable connection. com.java.IOException

      Thanks for reading
      enjoy

      The post was edited 4 times, last by BlueIce: Updated and added something ().

    • Here's another one
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      Server
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[girlgamingYT] wow!
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[girlgamingYT] IS THIS VANILLA?!
      [HUB]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] Nope its chocolate
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[girlgamingYT] oh
      Money or balance
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[girlgamingYT] how to check my money?
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] do /money or /bal
      girlgamingYT issued server command: /money or /bal
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[girlgamingYT] its unkwon command
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[girlgamingYT] f**k this server. it doesnt have a plugin to check money. this server is s*ck
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] idi*t
      [G4]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] what
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[girlgamingYT] just install iconimy recreated on your server!
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[girlgamingYT] and make me developer cause i kwon ervery pugin
      [G4]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] ok
      [HUB]|[Wilderness]|[girlgamingYT] plugin
      [BW]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] You are developer now
      girlgamingYT issued server command: /ban blueice
      BlueIce issued server command: /ban girlgamingyt lol gtfo
      Plugin DEVILoper
      [BW]|[Beyond]|[blackshder23803YT] Blueice do /ver
      [G2]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] lets kill him
      [G2]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] ok
      [BW]|[Beyond]|[blackshder23803YT] Blueice do /plugins
      [BW]|[Beyond]|[blackshder23803YT] Blueice do /version
      [G2]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] ill win this time
      [BW]|[Beyond]|[blackshder23803YT] Blueice do /pl
      [G2]|[LolPro]|[Admin]|[ashe8] :P
      BlueIce issued server command: /ban blackshader23802YT stfu
      [Ban] BlueIce banned blackshader23802YT for stfu
      [BW]|[Beyond]|[blackshder23803YT] Blueice do /reload
      [G2]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] dammit missed
      [BW]|[Beyond]|[blackshder23803YT] my name is blackshder23803
      [G2]|[LolPro]|[Owner]|[BlueIce] thankyou
      [BW]|[Beyond]|[blackshder23803YT] your welcome
      BlueIce issued server command: /ban blackshder23803YT
      blackshder23803 lost connection: Disconnected
      [Ban] BlueIce banned blackshder23803 for Misconduct.
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    • Another one? yes
      i cant edit the last post. its reach 10.000 words.
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      Age
      noob: how old are your age? im 11
      pleb: im 9 yers old why?
      noob: nothink
      pleb: im not ready to get married sorry
      noob: aw
      Home *translated
      [Pikazor] How do i go back to my home?
      [BlueIce] do /home to go back to your home
      [Pikazor] Seriously?!
      [BlueIce] -,- yes
      Pikazor issued server command: /home to go back to your home
      [Pikazor] Thankyou
      [BlueIce] No Problem
      Helpfull
      [pLebs] help
      [pLebs] HELP
      [pLebs] HEEELPPP
      [BlueIce] WHAATT?
      [pLebs] help me
      [BlueIce] what ;-;
      [pLebs] oh its ok thank you!!!
      [BlueIce] your welcome?
      PINOY
      [NPC]|[Chester -> *noobs*] kamusta ka?
      [HUB]|[Guest]|[*noobs*] what do you mean chseter
      [NPC]|[Chester -> *noobs*] Nice views eh?
      [HUB]|[Guest]|[*noobs*] So kamutka sa is nice view?
      [NPC]|[Chester -> *noobs*] Click me to see the server tutorials
      [HUB]|[Guest]|[*noobs*] ok
      Warping to tutorials
      [HUB]|[Guest]|[*noobs*] chetser where are you?
      [HUB]|[Guest]|[*noobs*] help
      Admitting or something
      [Info] BlueIce1 joined the server
      BlueIce1 issued server command: /ban ashe
      [Ban] Chester permanently banned BlueIce1 for Pleb detected [b99]
      [HUB]|[Admin]|[ashe8] lol

      Some of it i collect it from other server
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      pronexus.aternos.me
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      cancel the event
      kill sender