Corrupt a wish

So... I decided to bring back a classic on this forums, Corrupt a wish. ([FORUM GAME] Corrupt A Wish)

You have to sort of consider this like you're the genie supposed to grant the wish of someone else. However you must do something to corrupt (basically ruin) it. Then you must make your own wish. Here is an example:

P1 - I wish i could fly

P2 - Granted, but you can only fly for 10 seconds. I wish i could be immortal

P3 - Granted, but in a parallel universe

Etc.

I will start it off:

I wish for a Tesla model X (I am so predictable)

Granted, but only in your dreams

I wish for world hunger to end

Granted but it must be furry

I wish to a dog

Granted but it's on your future car

I wish for a fursuit

Granted but it gets gifted to the wrong account accidentally

I want a kyoot siberian husky

Granted but its a rip-off

i wish for a bigger house uwu

granted but you can only use them online

i wish i knew java and python already

granted but you are permanently tired

i have the same wish (except you cant use my corruption)

wish granted but i become my own fursona

I wish to become a known writer

granted but it dies after a single day and you can't return it

i wish to become a good singer, not necessarily world famous though