Corrupt a wish

Granted but you die of thirst

I wish for my name back

Granted, but its spelled wrong

I wish for this game to end

granted but the game will end for you and not others

I wish this game never ends

Granted but it's all you can ever do

I wish for apple to die and android to rule supreme

granted but everyone will be too friendly and annoying

I wish that violence never exist

Granted but just for next 2 seconds I took to type this

I wish this never ever really stops

granted but its all you can ever do

I wish to have a good laptop

granted, but you drop it

I wish to always have ideas and never have to stop to think after i type i wish

Granted but those ideas wont make any sense

I wish to have a better pc which cannot be broke physically or harmed by virus by any wishes from others

Make a wish you nub

granted but you cant speak at all

I wish none of my wishes could be corrupted

(also what is the origin of all of us are we genies that just cant do it right)

granted but only once

I wish no one makes a wish that would end the game

Granted but Google buy it and make it a paid service

I wish English wasn't taught at school

Granted but it will be replaced with Chinese

I wish I get back my phone