[ ----- [ Pretend to talk to someone ] ----- ]

Ok so we will start.

*Calling Sarah My Love*

Me: Hey my wife! How are you?
Wife: I am fine.
Me: I will ask you some questions.
Wife: What is it?
Me: Will you ever cheat on me?
Wife: NO, AND I NEVER WILL!
Me: Then what is this image? *Sends a photo that girlfriend is with somebody*
Wife: umm.. *Seems Suspicious*
Wife: That isn't me...
Me: Oh really?
Me: I am breaking up with you! and we're DONE FOREVER!
Wife: Ok.. FINE!
Me: Goodbye, Stupid Wife, I will never trust you.
Wife: NO PLEASE, WAIT!
Me: UGH.... WHAT DO U WANT?
Wife: I bought you Fortnite.
Me: WHAT? Give me, Give me.
Wife: i will give you it only for one condition. is that you forgive me
Me: I AM WILLING TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU, JUST GIVE ME IT!
Wife: Nahh i am joking.
Me: GOODBYE!

**Hangs Up**